In response to this photo, I typed a very tasteless quip.
"That's not their Baby's Funeral... they're crying because that cooler is empty of Faygo."At the time I thought it was clever. I probably could have made a similar joke had it been a Trekkie baby funeral or a Jedi baby funeral. It would have been just as tasteless and possibly just as funny. I don't know.
Since then I have received multiple comments, including death threats, from the Juggalo community. I even made a public apology to the Juggalo communtiy a few months ago, after receiving the most severe death threat. Still, I feel as if there is a war brewing.
Most recently, a Juggalo named CiCi has taken offense to my comments. Though I felt like I already apologized for my tasteless joke, still I feel the backlash. When CiCi, this jaded Juggalette, tried to chastise the 206Proof community for their downer attitude on Juggalos, it only stirred up even more drama.
I don't feel like I'm the one that started the negative criticism of Juggalo lifestyle, but it seems like my comments are their gateway into our world. For that, I feel like I need to be a Martyr. Some sort of Juggalo Jesus, who is willing to die for the sins of the paint. I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. The only answer I see is...
Game tips/Walk through: Juggalo Makeover. I'm going to listen to The Great Milenko, watch Big Money Hustlas, drink faygo and ultimately dawn the face paint. I'm willing to walk a mile in their shoes. I will become Juggalo, to try and find a way for us to coexist. If I fail, so begins the 206 Proof / Juggalo War.
Don't do it, Billy! We're not willing to sacrifice you for something the Proof doesn't care about.
ReplyDeleteshit...next time I see you your hair is gonna be braided with multi-colored rubber bands at the ends and your face is gonna be painted like Sting isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBill. This is bigger than even you my friend. I know you just want to bury the hatchet lulz but we can't lose you.
ReplyDeletedude u cant juss "try" to be a fuckin juggalo out of no where! its a fuckin lifestyle and family that u have to know and come to love because u feel like u belong to no other group! not because ur fuckin bein hated and discriminated against! we as juggalos and juggaletes go thruogh that shit every god damn day! take ur friends advice and stay away and dont try to be a fuckin poser!! mmfcl! for life bitch!
ReplyDeleteYeah, though it is a tasteless comment because you were talking about a dead baby, it's still kinda funny.
ReplyDeleteDon't become a juggalo. Juggalos are ignorant boils on the ass of society.
I bet "juggalo_SANE" is a suburban white kid who doesn't know shit about real segregation.
http://icpfansagainstjuggalos.blogspot.com/
juggalo_SANE;
ReplyDeleteI COMPLETELY agree. Fuck being someone you're not. If your not down with the clown, or let alone know a juggalo personally you will probably never understand the way of this family. So get the fuck over it and be your goddamn selves, cuz that's all your ever gonna find in the process of "co-existing
with us." MMFWCL for life!!! Bitch.